I mean, seriously.

Popfly is the fun, easy way to build and share mashups, gadgets, Web pages, and applications. Popfly consists of two parts:

  1. Popfly Creator is a set of online visual tools for building Web pages and mashups.

  2. Popfly Space is an online community of creators where you can host, share, rate, comment and even remix creations from other Popfly users.

“From the same team that brought you Internet Explorer, it’s…Microsoft InternetWeb 2.0!” You know, I wish I had a monopoly to free me from the pressures of innovation, the need to be fresh and creative, secure in the knowledge that no matter what mediocre, uninteresting crap I pushed out, it would still be foisted upon millions against their will.

At least they admit they’re uncreative: “left to our own devices we would have called [it] ‘Microsoft Visual Mashup Creator Express, May 2007 Community Tech Preview Internet Edition,’ but instead we asked some folks for help and they suggested some cool names and we all liked Popfly.” Maybe you should have asked those same folks whether a “Visual Mashup Creator” was even a good idea to begin with. My hunch: “um no”.

I can’t imagine why anyone would want to work for these people. Popfly is the kind of product that happens when upper management says, “Hey, we have to show our shareholders that we’re doing this Web 2.0 thing they keep hearing about!” What a sad, sad little company.